Oh, the Joy of Motherhood

This happened to me about a week ago at Target, but I thought it was so funny that it was worth sharing, even if it's late.

So my son and I go to Target. We go to the bathroom as soon as we get there since this is what any sane mother of a potty-training child will do. It is CROWDED. I mean, standing room only, all stalls filled. We patiently wait our turn, and then hurry into our stall when our time comes. My son goes to the bathroom first, and then it is my turn. Everything is going on normally until I go to pull up my pants. As he watches me pull up my pants, my son SCREAMS "I see your penis!!!"

We run out of the bathroom without washing our hands....mortified.